Equius Zahhak

CHARACTER NAME: Equius Zahhak
CHARACTER SERIES: Homestuck

[OOC]

Backtagging: Absolutely
Threadhopping: Go for it!
Fourthwalling: It's fun when it's done well and in appropriate locations!
Offensive subjects (elaborate): Currently: None.

[IC]

Hugging this character: He will not stop you, he will just stand there, demand that you cease this foolishness at once, and sweat.
Kissing this character: He'll try harder to avoid this one, but not at the risk of hurting you. Sweating and demands for explanations may follow.
Flirting with this character: Well, if you really want to be drowned in a flood of sweat, go for it. Anger and demands may follow.
Fighting with this character: You're welcome to try, but be warned, his strength is stupid.
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Good luck, buddy!
Killing this character: Let's discuss this first.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Equius has a STRONG level of psychic resistance, and in fact, is very difficult to detect through passive psychic, scientific, or magical means. Anyone who actively tries to poke around his headspace will be STRONGLY reprimanded. So you're welcome to try, but you're not likely to be successful.

Warnings: Long story short, Equius is a classist, xenophobic alien with an intense fixation on power and dominance. Bossing people around makes him sweaty. Being bossed around makes him sweaty. Being bossed around by people he deems to be beneath him makes him SUPER sweaty. People not listening to him bossing them around is a 50/50 chance between rage and sweat, depending on the context. Other things that make him sweaty include horses, muscles, and being sweaty.

Being sweaty is sometimes a euphemism, but is always literal. If you don't want to deal with his sweatiness, please let me know.